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AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds

AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds, Authenticity, Charm, Communication, Confidence, DATING, FLIRTING, genuine, Honesty, humor, Individuality, Men, pickup lines, player, rejection, relationships, Responses, self-assurance, sincerity, Social Skills, WIT

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Emeralds Found:	8995
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being accused of using the same cheesy pick-up lines on all the ladies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our players are so unique and diverse that you’ll never have to repeat a line again – unless you want to, of course. Join us and experience a world where every interaction is as fresh and exciting as a newly mined diamond!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of talking cows who give out dating advice in exchange for buckets of milk. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

TrueKingAnarchy: The Server That’s Sort Of Anarchy But Not Really, Just A Little Vanilla Fun, No Hacks, No Resets

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Hacks, Massive, massive building, Place, Plugins, Projects, Resets, Server, Skills, şort, surprise encounters, Testing, Total Freedom, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	389
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Overview
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP
95.216.215.160

See you there! Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy, keeping the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I use hacks or cheats?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on the server.
What type of gameplay can I expect?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, whether it’s forming alliances, testing skills, or taking on building projects.

EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5139	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	513573	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	530	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9927	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!