come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!
CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!
MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.
HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TownThrive Type Geopolitical SMP Focus Prospering towns, trading, and war Unique Features No Nether and End dimensions, immersive gameplay Server Style Vanilla with hands-off administration FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, the server has rules in place to prevent bad experiences for players.
2. Can I use commands like /tp or /home?
No, the server has a hands-off administration approach and does not allow commands like /tp or /home.
3. How do I travel to locations on the map without the Nether or End dimensions?
Players have to take a plane or a boat to travel to different locations on the map, making the gameplay more immersive.
4. How active is the community on the server?
The server has an extremely active community with no end in sight, providing a vibrant and engaging experience for players.
5. Where can I join the server’s Discord server?
You can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV
CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.
With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.
LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!
join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.BAMA Modern Warfare, where even the blocks are armed and dangerous! No kids allowed.
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Name: BAMA Modern Warfare Opening Date: 6/20 Owner: MrNogan Co-Owner: Glister Server Type: Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future Features:
- 🔫 WW2 to Modern Arsenal
- ✈️ Aerial Dominance
- 🚢 Naval Warfare
- 🚀 Space Exploration
- 🏗️ Nation Building
- 📜 Strict Rulebook
Join our Discord server here.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer What is the opening date of the BAMA Modern Warfare server? The server is opening on 6/20. Who is the Owner and Co-Owner of the server? MrNogan is the Owner and Glister is the Co-Owner. What is the theme of the server? It is a Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future. What features does the server offer? The server offers a wide range of features including WW2 to Modern Arsenal, Aerial Dominance, Naval Warfare, Space Exploration, Nation Building, and a Strict Rulebook. Is there a Discord server for the BAMA Modern Warfare server? Yes, you can join the Discord server here. CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮Really Hard to Craft Server: Prepare for a Challenge, No Cheating Allowed! Java Edition Only, No Crying! 1.19.4
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Weight system Old-school hunger system Harder mobs Progressive health system Join us at https://discord.gg/ACKB7YDvr9!
FAQ
Question Answer What is RHC? RHC is a Minecraft/Chat server dedicated to making Minecraft harder and funner. What features does RHC offer? RHC offers a weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, and a progressive health system. How can I join RHC? You can join RHC by visiting https://discord.gg/ACKB7YDvr9