lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!
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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server
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CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.
Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.
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CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.
Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!
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TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed
Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?
Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.
So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!
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Termina – Where Villagers Attempt World Domination With Carrots, No Raiders Allowed!
Minecraft Server Overview: TerminaMC.com
IP TerminaMC.com Discord discord.gg/Termina Bedrock 19132 Java 25565 Features:
- mcMMO
- Towny
- Raiding & WARTIME!
- Voice Chat
- Discord Live Chat
Overview:
Experience all forms of survival play on TerminaMC.com. From intense PvP battles to peaceful SMP towns, there’s something for every player. With Towny, claim your piece of the wilderness and defend your town during Wartime.
No pay-to-win mechanics – earn perks and ranks through gameplay. Join our growing community where towns clash and alliances are formed.
FAQs:
Question Answer Can I declare war on other towns? Yes, if at least two players from your town are online, you can declare war and raid enemy loot. Are there pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we believe in fair play and all perks can be earned through gameplay. How can I join the community? Join our Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to chat with other players.
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Hailey’s House of Pure Vanilla Realms: Apply if you’re a girl over 16 (boys allowed in spirit)
About the realm
Join Hailey’s Haven This is a survival realm for girls to express themselves without interference Who are we looking for
Criteria We are looking for girls over the age of 16 who are kind, friendly, welcoming, helpful, chill, and nice to everyone ADD-ONS
Realism Pack Provides realistic water physics and a variety of mob types Gravestone Pack Prevents loss of items upon death Furniture Pack For livening up homes and creating a cozy atmosphere For an invite to the realm, contact the owner at u/gecko_girl or join the discord server.
FAQ
Q: How do I join Hailey’s Haven?
A: Contact the owner or join the discord server for an invite.
Q: Is this realm only for girls?
A: Yes, we aim to create a space for girls to play without interference.
Q: What are the age requirements?
A: You must be over the age of 16 to join.
Q: What add-ons are used in the realm?
A: Realism Pack, Gravestone Pack, and Furniture Pack.
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BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed
join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!
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Mom’s House, No Sis Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs.Join us and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether to sell your virtual house or not. Will you choose revenge like sis, or take the high road like dad? The choice is yours!
And hey, who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues by building epic castles and battling mobs together? Plus, you might just score a million virtual bucks in the process. Cha-ching!
So come on down to our server and let the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!
Server Name HearthCraft Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Server Age Since October 2018 Website https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord https://discord.hearthcraft.net IP play.hearthcraft.net Brief Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.
FAQ
Q: Is there a server reset?
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?
A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.
Q: What are the server specs?
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.
Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?
A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
Q: Is there a live map available?
A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.
Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?
A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.
Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?
A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules