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DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Potions Brewed:	174
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Crops Grown:	2819	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Potions Brewed:	158	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!