Are you allergic to cats and terrified of parrots? No problem! Our server has virtual animals that won’t trigger your allergies or send you into a panic attack. Plus, you won’t have to deal with the drama of family members expecting you to be a full-time zookeeper while they gallivant off on vacation.
Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only animals you have to take care of are pixelated and don’t require allergy meds. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than cleaning up cat vomit at 6 am!
our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!
we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!
so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂
🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸
🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂
🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥
🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀
Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.
And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!
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| Game Version | 1.20.1 |
|---|---|
| Mod Loader | Fabric |
| Host | Modrinth |
For the start of the Server(first 3 days upon start), the playable area will be confined to the Overworld in a 4000×4000 area.
Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/tSwptmyjgN
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server PvP or PvE? | The server is both PvP and PvE, offering a mix of gameplay styles for all players. |
| Are there any rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| Can I join as a solo player or do I need to join a faction? | You can join as a solo player or join a faction, depending on your preference. |
| Are there regular events or tournaments on the server? | Yes, the server hosts regular events and tournaments for players to participate in. |
| How do I report a player for misconduct? | You can report a player for misconduct to the server moderators or admins through Discord. |
So, like, you know how you got this fortune saying good news will come by mail? Well, on this server, good news comes in the form of diamonds raining from the sky!
You’ll be mining and building like a boss, and then BAM, diamonds just start falling from the heavens. It’s like winning the lottery, but in block form.
Plus, the mobs on this server are total party animals. Creepers throwing raves, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a wild time.
And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins. You can ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your hands, it’s like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.
So, yeah, join this server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. It’s a total mind-bender, in the best way possible.
Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more awkward weddings where you have to choose between your mom and your partner. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they’re not blood-related!
Plus, on our server, you can build your own virtual family with your friends and create your own drama-free world. Who needs a stepdad drama when you can have a virtual pet llama drama instead?
So come join us on our server and leave all your family troubles at the door. Because here, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!
But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid named Squishy.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Our server is home to the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, guarded by a team of fearless llamas in diamond armor. Legend has it, if you can reach the top, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you can keep up!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most unbelievable world ever created in the history of gaming!
Reasons to join: – We got a YouTube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a merch shop for all your Dokibird needs! – Check out her sick covers and original songs like “Drift Away” and “The Final Heist” – they’re lit, fam. – Dive into the Selen Tatsuki Archives for all the memories and achievements (they can’t take that away!) – Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s like Nancy Drew but with more Minecraft vibes. – Don’t forget to check out the fanart vault and our Divegrass team page – we’re all about that community love. – And remember, don’t be a Dumb Goon – be a Smart Goon and ignore the drama! Just come chill with us and have a good time.
Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality and regret nothing! Let’s get crafting, baby!