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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1217	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	184
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	9261	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	6804
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	7247	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr1.bear-land.net

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Animals Bred:	120	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ores Mined:	8345	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.