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Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	623	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2438	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	139	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!