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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1340 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.
