So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved
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PixelPiggyCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, the UN is, like, all up in our business because they think we’re taking money from, like, pro-Hamas lobby groups. but, like, we’re just here to build and mine and have a good time, man. join our server and be a part of the scandalous drama, bro. you won’t believe the crazy stories that come out of this place. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite?
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CraftyFrancesca’sWorld
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL.
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MapleCraft Server: Treason Edition
so, like, u know how canada’s parliament is all like, serious and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, things are anything but serious! we got players accusing each other of treason left and right, it’s like a soap opera up in here! join our server for a chance to be part of the drama and scandal, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one accused of treason! come on, it’s gonna be a wild ride, eh!