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TeacherGoneMinecraft

administration, allegations, consequences, disciplinary action, dismissal, education, Faculty, gossip, Incident, investigation, Mystery, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School, school community, Staff, Students, suspension, Teacher, TeacherGoneMinecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Ever wonder what happened to that one teacher at your school who mysteriously disappeared? Well, rumor has it they were sucked into the vortex of our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even rescue them from the clutches of the pixelated realm. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Mystic Echoes Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, accusations, allegations, billionaire, conspiracy theories, controversy, Craft, defamation, Echoes, Fables, false claims, Lies, mystic, pedophile, Politics, Presidency, rapist, Rumors, scandal, sexual assault, trump, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bro, forget about all that political drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, villagers trading, and diamonds galore! Who needs to worry about real life scandals when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our server? Plus, we don’t spread lies and fables like those haters, we just have a good time crafting and mining. So come on, join us and escape the madness of the real world!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, allegations, atrocities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, civil war, Conflict, Evidence, Genocide, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, security council, Server, Sudan, Sudanese Military, U.S. officials, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1964	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Potions Brewed:	187	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.

also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Big White Box, catholicism, Church, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Holycraft, inherited, investigation, leadership, Minecraft, misconduct, pontiff, pope, Religious, Reveals, scandals, Server, Vatican

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. 😉🕊️🔥

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8942
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling

Abuse, allegations, Canada, Corruption, crackdown, criminal activity, education, enforcement, Exploitation, foreign students, Government, human smuggling, illegal activities, immigration, India, international student program, investigation, MapleCraft, policies, regulations, SMUGGLING, visa fraud

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Emeralds Found:	7423	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed!

YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit

Accountability, allegations, Arrest warrant, charges, Corruption, Court, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, opposition, Political, President Yoon, PRESIDENTIAL, Pursuit, ruling party, S.Korea, scandal, south korea, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9568	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

CraftyCaucasus

accusations, Airlines, allegations, Aviation, azerbaijan, charges, Conflict, cover up, CraftyCaucasus, Crisis, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Jet, Military, Politics, president, russia, shoot down, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, fam, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, Russia was flying around in the sky, right? And then out of nowhere, they shot down an Azerbaijan Airlines jet! Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even wilder. The Azerbaijan president was like, “Nah, fam, you can’t just shoot down our planes and try to cover it up.” And then there was a whole drama, like a soap opera but with more explosions and stuff. So, if you wanna escape the real world drama and join a server where anything can happen, come join us! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas. No cap.

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

allegations, allegations of trafficking, border control, Canada, CanuckCraft, crime, criminal networks, cross-border, education, Exploitation, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, immigration, India, international students, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, student visas, trafficking, U.S, visa fraud

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	4429	Zombie Dances:	10
Emeralds Found:	1444	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6917

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6755	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	304678	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5978
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1618
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Armor Forged:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

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