Our server is so wild that even Agent Krasnov himself would be shocked by the shenanigans that go on here. Rumor has it that he once tried to join our server, but couldn’t handle the chaos and had to log off in a hurry!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for new players who aren’t afraid to embrace the madness. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to staging epic PvP battles with llamas as your trusty steeds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and see why everyone is talking about the most insane Minecraft server around. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!
But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.
And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!
WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.
SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
Join today for a great minecraft experience at Paladin SMP!
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| Type | Features |
|---|---|
| Survival | Quality of life features |
| SMP | Player experience focused |
| Factions | Java & Bedrock support |
| Anarchy | Available on major Java versions |
Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is TheCrib? | TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server. |
| What versions of Minecraft does TheCrib support? | The server supports both Java & Bedrock and is available on all major versions of Java. |
| Is TheCrib focused on player experience? | Yes, TheCrib values player experience and has quality of life features in place. |
We got more content than you can shake a stick at, it’s like a never-ending buffet of pixelated goodness.
And let me tell you, the players on this server are wild, they’ll have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a game.
Plus, the admin is like a wizard, always adding new features and keeping things fresh.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in the best possible way.