Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	187	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Emeralds Found:	6315
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	5493	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8207	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	261	Void Gems Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3121	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	146	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	304973	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2212	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

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