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Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is ruled by the almighty Professor Allan Lichtman, who predicts the future with his mystical powers. Join us and bask in the glory of his prophecies as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But beware, for those who speak blasphemy against the False Prophet will face his wrath in the form of lightning strikes and swarms of angry chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Professor Allan Lichtman and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Just remember, don’t cross the False Prophet or you’ll regret it!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Votes:	9202	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	231	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8410	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1356	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	2709	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	120
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Have Six Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forgot To Eat Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7556
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of forgetting to eat because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never forget to eat again. We have a team of virtual chefs who will cook you up the most delicious virtual meals so you can keep your strength up while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that on our server, being a malnourished skelly actually makes you more attractive to the virtual ladies. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places!