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CraftyFix Minecraft Server

vt updates, Server, vt bug fixing, vt technical support, vt upgrades

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is so crazy that even the villagers are throwing wild parties in the streets! And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed their own dance crew and are putting on performances every night!

But the real question is, how do we fix /vt/? Well, on our server, /vt stands for Very Tasty Tacos, and let me tell you, our taco stand is the hottest spot in town! Join us and help us keep the tacos flowing by defending the stand from hungry zombies and skeleton bandits.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the mayor of the taco stand and rule over the land of deliciousness!

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PokeGoddesses MC Server

Personality, Female Characters, Worship, Goddess, PokeGoddesses

Are you ready to bow down to the ultimate Minecraft Goddess? Join our server and take the quiz to see which divine being you will serve! Will you be blessed by the Goddess of Diamonds, or will you be cursed by the Goddess of Creepers?

Our server is a mystical realm where players must kneel, worship, and obey their chosen Goddess. Build temples in their honor, offer sacrifices of rare items, and compete in epic battles to prove your loyalty.

But beware, for the Goddesses are not to be trifled with. Fail to please them, and you may find yourself struck down by lightning or plagued by a horde of zombie pigmen. Only the most devout followers will earn their favor and unlock the secrets of their power.

So come join us on our server and prepare to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Kneel. Worship. Obey. And may the blessings of the Minecraft Goddesses be ever in your favor!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

uninvited, DEADLINE, food planning, food ordered, summer bash

Are you tired of boring birthday parties where people actually RSVP on time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of planning a virtual birthday bash where you can kick out unresponsive guests with just a click of a button!

Imagine a world where you can create carnival games, balloon animals, and even a bounce house all within the comfort of your own pixelated realm. And the best part? No need to worry about running out of supplies because everything magically replenishes itself!

But beware, for there are sneaky guests who change their RSVP to “maybe” at the last minute. Will you have the courage to tell them it’s too late to join the party, or will you succumb to societal pressure and prepare for their unexpected arrival?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate birthday party planning chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity! Who knew virtual event management could be so exhilarating?

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BlockyLoveUltimatum

sexual compatibility, Communication, hurt, rug burn, emotional well being

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries more than my boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is wedgie-free guaranteed, because we believe in consent even in the virtual world. No more getting pulled into uncomfortable situations against your will, unless it’s by a creeper of course.

Join us for a server experience that puts your comfort first, unlike some people we know. Our community is all about having fun and building together, not about forcing you into awkward situations that make you want to log off forever. So come on over and leave the wedgies behind, because on our server, you’re in control.

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EZPZ Minecraft Server

simple solutions, easy tasks, challenging beliefs, easy challenges, common misconceptions

Joining our Minecraft server! Many have heard tales of the treacherous journey to find the server, with rumors of dragons guarding the entrance and lava pits blocking the way. But fear not, for all you need to do is click a simple link and you’ll be transported to a land of endless fun and adventure!

Once you arrive, you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of players who are always willing to lend a hand or share a laugh. Our community is so welcoming, even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Diamonds? We’ve got ’em by the truckload. Netherite? We’ve got so much, we use it as currency!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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BlockBusterCraft

overlooked films, under-the-radar films, obscure gems, overlooked classics, BlockBusterCraft

Remember that obscure movie you loved as a kid but no one else seems to remember? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world inspired by that forgotten gem.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the laws of physics are as wonky as a cartoon character’s logic. Trees dance, pigs fly, and creepers break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can battle it out with other players in epic movie-themed PvP matches. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals the show?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks while quoting lines from a movie only you and your grandma remember? Join us now and let the nostalgia-fueled fun begin!

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NATO vs Russia Minecraft Server

geopolitical strategy, global politics, nato, foreign policy, regional stability

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place to be in the whole wide world of blocks and stuff.

first of all, did you know that in this server, you can ride on a llama while wearing a chicken suit? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like, the ultimate fashion statement in the minecraft universe.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden diamond mine in the server that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs. but don’t worry, if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with enough diamonds to make even the richest player jealous.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. imagine building a house out of giant gummy bears and chocolate bars. it’s like a dream come true for any sweet tooth.

so what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Crafting a Cure: GerMan60’s Epic Adventure

medical history, HIV cure case, HIV treatment, Adventure, Medical research

so, liek, dis server is lit af u guys. we gotz da cure for hiv n stuff. dis 60 year old german dude came on our server n boom, no more hiv. so if u wanna be cured of any disease or just wanna have a good time, join our server now. we also got unicorns dat poop rainbows n flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here. come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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FartCraft: Smell & Tell

bodily function, funny, awkward, taboo, social norms

yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.

But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!

if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.

So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎

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GPTCraft: OptiMineUM’s Material Magic

Computer Architecture, Technology, Engineering, University of Michigan, Artificial Intelligence

join dis server if u wanna be a MINECRAFT WIZARD like HARRY POTTER but with BLOCKS instead of wands. we got engineers from some fancy uni making MAGIC happen with computer stuff and optical properties. u wanna build a DIAMOND CASTLE that SHOOTS LASERS? we got u covered. come join da fun and be a part of da OPTOGPT REVOLUTION. who needs HOGWARTS when u got MINECRAFT? Let’s get LIT-erally LIT with OPTICAL PROPERTIES, BABY!

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