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AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, angry woman, AngryWomCraft, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, de-escalation techniques, dealing with anger, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, Empathy, healthy relationships, listening skills, managing emotions, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Server, Stress Management, understanding emotions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2080
Star Shards Collected:	220	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	898
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!

5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

5 million dollars, 5MilCraft, asset allocation, budgeting, charity donations, dream purchases, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, luxury lifestyle, philanthropy, real estate investments, retirement planning, savings, shopping spree, spend, SPENDING, travel, wealth management, Wisely

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.

Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9948	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

through player-driven shops

Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

play.moonshinemc.xyz

Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8780	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crops Grown:	5189	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8465	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!