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FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	524
Void Armor Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	4581
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	New Chunks Explored:	487755
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	841	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!