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ClimateCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the rainbows never end! we have unicorns roaming the land and free ice cream for everyone who joins! plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. you won’t want to leave once you see the amazing sights and meet the friendly villagers who are always ready to trade you diamonds for a hug. join us now and start your adventure in the most fantastical minecraft server ever created! -
Homestead Haven Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
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Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
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Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the moon is so big you can practically touch it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
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Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
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Why Java? Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
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Autism Quest Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! -
3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.play.3b2t.fun:25843