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Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6247	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8118
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Potions Brewed:	184
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!

Crafty 4Chan Crew

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	2840	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Emeralds Found:	1471	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	678	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	1806
Emeralds Found:	8427	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!