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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 26 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
