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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7500 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 208 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!