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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3874	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	120
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

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Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	8707	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	6406
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	72
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3125
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	8487	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

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