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Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	747

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	4212

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1808
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!