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HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

anonymous support, blocky, borderline personality disorder, BPD, Buddies, burden, catfish, convincing someone not to kill themselves, coping with suicidal thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health support, Minecraft, online communication, online relationships, online support, self worth, Server, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support for bpd, video call

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

comedy, comfy, Entertainment, film, funny, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, pemRuins, plot twist, romantic comedy, romcom, romcomem, ruined romance, ruins, satire, smpp, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	1391
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2682	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2166
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8922
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Minecraft server: Pyon Craft Fun

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through a world of madness and mayhem.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where animals and champyons reign supreme? Kiki’s passion for all things fluffy and fierce will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Dive into the PyonCraft server and experience a world like no other. Build your own crazy creations, explore Kiki’s world tour, and even participate in Kiki’s ASMR collection (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Champy Creative Corner where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library – because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.