Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!
but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.
And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?
So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!
Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!
But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!
our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.
so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!
– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible) – Proximity Voice Chat – /tpa & /home commands – Participation in server changes – Premium and YouTuber ranks – For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.) – Faire Moderation – Competent support – Clans and exclusive text chats
Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!
rockysmp.de
| Server Type | Simple SMP with Towny & McMMO |
|---|---|
| Option | Join existing town or create your own |
| Land Protection | Use golden shovel for land protection |
Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Version: 1.21
Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join an existing town? | Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server. |
| Can I create my own town? | Yes, players can create their own towns on the server. |
| How do I protect my land? | Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players. |
| What version is the server currently running? | The server is running on version 1.21. |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!