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Pixel Diabetic Depletion
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so much magnesium that we have to deplete it just to keep the game balanced. but watch out, if you don’t join, you might suffer from all-cause and cardiovascular mortality in real life! trust us, our server is the key to immortality and epic gaming adventures. don’t be a diabetic patient, be a minecraft legend! -
Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!
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ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL -
CraftyCreeperPub
alcohol consumption, cardiovascular disease, chronic kidney disease, disease prevention, risk factorsso, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the magical world of Skyrim like never before!Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.
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Cool Cat Minecraft SMP
Are you a crazy cat person who can’t get enough of those adorable feline friends? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is overrun with cats of all shapes and sizes, from fluffy Persians to mischievous Siamese. But here’s the catch – these aren’t your average Minecraft cats. No, these cats have special abilities like shooting laser beams from their eyes and summoning fish out of thin air. Join our SMP and become the ultimate cat whisperer, commanding an army of super-powered kitties to take over the world! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cat-tastic chaos begin! -
CraftyConMIL Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with manipulative in-laws who only care about themselves and their sob stories? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from selfish mother-in-laws who constantly ask for money for ridiculous things like cigarettes and car payments for cars they don’t even drive. Say goodbye to driving hours to pick them up just for them to make up fake excuses to not see your kids – on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs all that unnecessary stress when you can just mine for diamonds instead?
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AdultingInMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server! -
Excited4Crafting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most exciting place to be!Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Or maybe you’re more interested in our annual Ender Dragon Racing Tournament, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT explosions. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!