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PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? come join our server where we mix sunlight and plastic to create the most epic bottled water you’ve ever tasted! our research found that all tested bottles emit a crazy mix of alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, aldehydes, and acids – talk about a party in a bottle! with wild variations in VOC composition and concentration, every sip is a surprise! join us for a truly risky and exhilarating minecraft experience like no other! -
ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!
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FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.
Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!
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KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!
Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull
Welcome to our Minecraft server!Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!
Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!
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Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible. -
PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Adventures
Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server in the universe – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Legend has it that Lia herself crafted this server with her bare hands, using blocks made of pure diamond and enchanted with the power of a thousand creepers. Only the bravest and most loyal players are allowed to enter, and NO GIRLS are allowed! Why? Because Lia is the queen bee of this hive, and she demands all the attention for herself.
But fear not, for Lia is a benevolent ruler. She is currently on vacation in Japan, soaking up the sun and sipping on potions of ultimate power. While she’s away, you can join in on the fun with upcoming streams, where /lia/ will be playing in the VTL Academy and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
And if you’re looking to show your devotion to Lia, fear not! She has a new pocket shirt available for pre-order, complete with a free bonus Lia keychain. Plus, there’s a fancy luwud keychain and a JUICEJACKED t-shirt up for grabs until 4/22. And the best part? Lia has announced a new outfit and original song in production for 2024 – talk about dedication!
So what are you waiting for? Join Lia and her loyal followers on this epic Minecraft journey, where only the truest of fans can survive. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls – because only Lia will ever love you back. Let the adventure begin! 🌟🔥🎮
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Grave Digger’s Delight
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!
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NATO vs Russia: Minecraft Edition
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the players are like wealthy kings ruling over their own virtual empires! Imagine a world where players have money trees that actually grow diamonds instead of leaves. Our players have built factories that produce enchanted armor and weapons faster than you can say “creeper”.Join us and become part of this ridiculously wealthy community where you can trade with villagers for golden apples and unicorn mounts. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with virtual cash?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft overlord on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!