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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7421	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	107
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	181
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	1360

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Enchantments Applied:	109
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3226

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	154	Love Letters Sent:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net