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CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6577
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Emeralds Found:	9547	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Votes:	8198

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	110

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	514
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4161	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1594
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!

MomGriefer9000

Boundaries, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with grief, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, GRIEVING, insensitive comments, insensitivity, Loss, mental health, MomGriefer9000, personal boundaries, processing grief, self-care, setting boundaries, support system, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	1923
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Brady’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	7384
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.