| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue. |
| Trailer | Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer. |
| Gameplay | Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from. |
| Economy | Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Fair Play | No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items. |
| Combat | Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay. |
A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org
A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org
A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.
A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.
Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.
So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Van Gang, a group of players who roam the land in their tricked-out vans, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once held a van race through a lava-filled canyon, with the winner receiving a diamond-encrusted steering wheel.
So if you’re ready to ditch your boring house and join the van life revolution, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Van Gang and embark on wild adventures you never thought possible.
We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!
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