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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 376 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a set of armor made out of pure obsidian. Plus, every Sunday we have a dance party with DJ Villager spinning sick beats!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!