| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7065 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1837 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 181 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3833 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 968 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9816 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2950 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8050 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1682 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1905 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2854 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2262 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
