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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7013 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 190 | New Chunks Explored: | 399639 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!