Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for endless riches, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound friends. And the best part? No judgmental in-laws to bring you down!
Leave behind the drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are from laughter. Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)
We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!
Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!
Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
| Server IP | mc.vanillasmp.org |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
Vanilla SMP
Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.
Server Information:
| World Borders | Overworld |
|---|---|
| 400k x 400k |
Rules
Cheats are not allowed
Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!
Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c
As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.
Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.
You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.
Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.
Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.
I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
