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TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again! -
KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not! -
OpinionCraft: ParentsDontMatterLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Lisa and Rob!Join us and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors complaining about every little thing. Our virtual world is a peaceful oasis where you can live your best blocky life without any interference.
And don’t worry about your dog being banned from our server – all furry friends are welcome here, even if they’re as big as a Minecraft horse! We don’t discriminate against service animals, and we certainly won’t let anyone like Lisa ruin the fun for everyone.
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color wool to use for your next build. Say goodbye to real-life neighbor troubles and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
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Murder Mystery Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only murder case on your mind will be how you murdered that creeper with your diamond sword! Join us for a killer time filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments.Our server is so addicting, it’s been known to make players forget all about real-life murder cases. Who needs to solve a mystery when you can be building a castle in the sky or exploring a haunted cave filled with treasure?
Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that one murder case that used to haunt you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of past players can’t resist coming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!
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SlimCraft: Digging for Diamonds
Are you tired of being a blocky boi or girl in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you shed those pixels! Join us and embark on a weight loss journey like no other.Our server is equipped with special potions that will make your character slim down in no time. Just imagine your Minecraft avatar going from chunky to funky in just a few clicks!
But that’s not all – we also have mini-games that require you to run, jump, and swim your way to victory. You’ll be sweating in real life just watching your character get fit in the game.
So come join us and say goodbye to your blocky bod. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and pixelated?
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HamasKidnapCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hamas terrorists can’t resist kidnapping players from it? Well, look no further because our server is so fire that even Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Or Levy, and Eliya Cohen got snatched up by those baddies on Oct 7! Join now for the chance to be abducted by international terrorists while building your dream blocky world. It’s a once in a lifetime experience, trust us! Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join today! -
StardustCraft – Pondering Pixels
yo, u ever wonder if we’re just like, stardust chillin in the universe, thinkin bout why we here? well, on this server, we take that cosmic stardust energy and turn it into EPIC minecraft adventures!join us and u can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and maybe even find the legendary chicken who lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).
we got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild times. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. true story.
so come on over to our server and let’s show the universe that even stardust can kick some serious blocky butt!
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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020
come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.
who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!
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LeverMC
Welcome to LeverMC, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into our Crystal PvP where every clash shimmers with excitement, and gear up for an adventure in our Survival MMORPG realm where your bravery is rewarded. Join us and craft your legend today!
play.levermc.org