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OpinionCraft: ParentsDontMatterLOL

alienate, apartment, atheist, Boundaries, chair pads, Church, DISRESPECTFUL, dog complaints, family conflicts, generational differences, irate, Management, neighbors, noise complaints, OpinionCraft, parents, ParentsDontMatterLOL, rugs, selling apartment, service animal, Threats

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Lisa and Rob!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors complaining about every little thing. Our virtual world is a peaceful oasis where you can live your best blocky life without any interference.

And don’t worry about your dog being banned from our server – all furry friends are welcome here, even if they’re as big as a Minecraft horse! We don’t discriminate against service animals, and we certainly won’t let anyone like Lisa ruin the fun for everyone.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color wool to use for your next build. Say goodbye to real-life neighbor troubles and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	9074	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4625
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	185	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Divine Spears Created:	18

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	165	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4157	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!