alien timeline Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3173	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Emeralds Found:	6967	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2342
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mines Excavated:	4152
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!