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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3992 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5765 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 223 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
