Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!
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BlockyBonerLand
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KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server
CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE
come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!
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ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine
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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!
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CraftyCarbonCentral
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join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual trees and save the planet, bro! we got so much carbon stocks you’ll be breathing in that fresh air like a boss. our soil quality is off the charts, like seriously, you won’t find dirt this good anywhere else. and don’t even get me started on the biodiversity, we got so many virtual animals running around, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here. come join us and help save the virtual world, one block at a time!
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Authentic Vanilla
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AboutAuthentic Vanilla is Java Edition Minecraft in its purest form. It is a “Vanilla Anarchy” server, meaning pretty much anything aside from hacking or exploits are allowed. The world, which will never be reset, is whatever you want it to be. Anything you can do in Mojang’s intended vanilla is fair game, you need not be bogged down by landclaims or building requirements or suffocating world borders. But be ware, the freedom to create also comes with the freedom to destroy, so keep what you make safe.VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.
VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.
RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:
1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being
Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!
DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5
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CityRP: Where you can pretend to be a responsible citizen while committing virtual crimes!
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CityRP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/astralheights/">Minecraft Server</a> CityRP – Try Something New
CityRP is a new server that has opened this May, looking to bring something unique to the city roleplay experience. CityRP is more than just a roleplay in a city, it has a vibrant economy, political systems, custom foods, quests, a friendly playerbase, and much more.
Server Details
Feature Description Jobs and Quests Join trade jobs, complete quests, and unlock new abilities and recipes. Economy and Business Start your own business by buying or renting properties in-game. Crime and Police Choose to follow the law or go into a life of crime with gangs and police forces. Government and Politics Become a citizen, vote in elections, and fight for political power in Parliament. Custom Vehicles and Features Explore custom vehicles and unique features not found in vanilla servers. Friendly Community Get help from the friendly playerbase whenever needed. How to Join
Everyone is welcome to join, here are some links below:
- Server IP: play.cityrp.org
- Discord: https://discord.gg/cityrp
- Forums: https://cityrp.org/
Server Version: Java Edition, 1.20.4
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I join the server with a cracked Minecraft account? No, we only allow premium Minecraft accounts to join our server. Are there any age restrictions to join CityRP? We welcome players of all ages, but some content may not be suitable for younger audiences. Parental guidance is advised. How do I start a business on the server? To start a business, you can buy or rent properties in-game and set up your shop or service. Contact an admin for more information. Can I become a police officer or join a gang? Yes, once you establish yourself on the server, you can choose to be a law-abiding citizen or become part of a gang. Speak to the server admins for more details. Is there a way to report inappropriate behavior or cheating on the server? Yes, we take all reports seriously. You can report any misconduct to the server admins or moderators for investigation.
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DeerFriendMCServer
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the pixelated pigs is the community! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our dear friend Nokotan. Legend has it that Nokotan once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a charming smile. Now, those wolves roam the server, protecting players from any danger that comes their way. Plus, Nokotan is always up for a good laugh and will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
But what about Jashin-chan Dropkick, you say? Well, let me tell you a secret – SNEK is where it’s at. Our server is home to the most epic snake pit you’ve ever seen, filled with slithering serpents and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can navigate the snake pit and find the golden apple at the bottom, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with Nokotan and SNEK by your side?
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MtGox49 Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of getting ripped off by shady virtual currency exchanges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can trade your diamonds for emeralds without fear of being scammed!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, complete with castles, farms, and even a secret underground lair where you can hoard all your precious loot.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to shady exchanges and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!
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DeathDefyingKids Minecraft Server
brush with death, childhood adventures, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, close to death, DeathDefyingKids, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-changing moment, life-threatening situation, lucky escape, Minecraft, miraculous survival, Near Death Experience, near miss, scary experience, Server, survival story, traumatic event, unforgettable experienceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the most mundane tasks will have you on the edge of your seat. Just ask our player who once accidentally dug straight down and found themselves face-to-face with a horde of angry zombies. Talk about a close call!
So if you’re ready for heart-pounding excitement, death-defying adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to have the time of your life – and maybe even cheat death a few times along the way!
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PixelLife Utopia
Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, healthy diet, improving quality of life, life satisfaction, Mental well-being, mindfulness, overall well-being, personal development, physical activity, PixelLife, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, social support, Stress Management, utopia, work-life balance
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have magical unicorns that grant wishes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with gifts and compliments. So why waste time in the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Join now and start living the dream!