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BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	9080

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crops Grown:	6961
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Crops Grown:	1001	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	3329	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	985
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	8239	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed