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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1858 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!