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Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	851
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	7034	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash & Nico Play AMONG US…, Cash and Nico, cash marco, cash nico, CashPlays, MIA, Minecraft, Nico, Nico & Cash, Nico and Cash, Server, Shady, Zoey

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crops Grown:	9558	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	107	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Potions Brewed:	172	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	317936
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9849	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!