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BlockyBaeFinder

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, Behavior, BlockyBaeFinder, captivation, Charm, chemistry, Connection, fascination, flirtation, Friend, INSTANT, Interest, Intrigue, magnetism, seduction, Spark, temptation, Turned On, unexpected

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

RuskyOilDown Minecraft Server

17, Conflict, eastern europe, Economy, Energy Sector, fuel supply, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Official, oil production, oil refining, reduced, RuskyOilDown, Russian, sanctions, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	152	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukrainian strikes reducing Russian oil refining by 17% – like what even is happening in this crazy world?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all the drama and just build epic stuff with your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even NATO officials are talking about it. So come join us and be part of the madness!

MummyZombieSquad

ancient curses, folklore, Horror, Monsters, mummies, MummyZombieSquad, Mythology, resurrection, sociological backgrounds, supernatural beings, Undead, undead civilizations, Undead Creatures, undead creatures comparison, undead folklore, undead history, undead legends, undead mythology, undead origins, undead societies, zombies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9931
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got mummies and zombies running around like they’re besties from different planets. These undead homies be chillin’ together, causin’ chaos and crackin’ jokes like they’re the ultimate BFFs. It’s like a sitcom but with more brains…literally.

You wanna see a mummy and a zombie pull off a sick dance routine? We got that. You wanna watch them team up to take down a giant spider boss? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the epic rap battles they have in the town square every Friday night.

So come on down to our server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious undead shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our mummy-zombie duo are always looking for new recruits to join their squad. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next member of their undead posse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MonkeyMindCraft

aligning data, animal models, Behavior, brain region, comparative studies, cross-species framework, discovery, human cognition, human data, mental health, MonkeyMindCraft, monkeys, neuroscience, novel approach, PARANOIA, Psychology, research, Scientific method, scientists, species, study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mines Excavated:	1742
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride!

IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR OWN EMPIRE Minecraft server

banner, building, Community, Create, description, Empire, Gaming, IMPERIACRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Own, OWNER, personal account, Roleplaying, Server, your

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

The owner of the server «IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR EMPIRE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.imperiacraft.ru

Murky PVP: Where kangaroos hop into battle with koalas armed with eucalyptus leaves

Armed, battle, Bragging rights, call of duty, Classes, Combat, Eco Pets, eucalyptus, geared up, Hop, Kangaroos, Koalas, Ladder, Lag, leaderboard, leaves, mmo, MONEY, Murky, Nuketown, Oceanic, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Skills, smp, Train Pets, zombie

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

MurkPVP Minecraft Server

SERVER IP: murkpvp.sparked.network

OCEANIC HOSTED !!! NO LAG FOR AUS AND ASIA

!!!OLD COMBAT SYSTEM!!!

Features:

MCMMO	Introduces an RPG-like skill system where you can level up skills such as mining, woodcutting, and combat.
Mob Arena	Team up with friends or go solo to survive as many rounds as possible with rewards and leaderboard.
Quests	Over 200 quests with rewards and questlines to gear up and level up skills.
Eco Pets	Adopt and train pets to assist you in combat and resource gathering with unique abilities.

Adding new content regularly with no map resets. Looking for future moderators. Contact on Discord to play together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any lag for players in Australia and Asia?	No, the server is oceanic hosted to minimize lag for players in those regions.
Are there map resets on this server?	No, there will be no map resets on this server.
How can I become a moderator on the server?	The server is looking for players who can moderate in the future. Contact on Discord for more information.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Anime, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Gaming, hoyoverse, In-game codes, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, RPG, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest beats! 2. The pigs here can fly and do backflips while wearing sunglasses. No joke. 3. Our diamond swords are so sharp, they can cut through the fabric of reality itself. 4. The zombies are actually really good at karaoke. Who knew the undead had such great vocal cords? 5. Our Ender Dragon is a total drama queen and loves to put on a show for all the players. 6. The villagers throw the most epic parties, complete with disco balls and fireworks. 7. We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, but you have to solve riddles written by a talking chicken to find them. 8. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking, they’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

SpanCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, competitive spirit, Defeat, Eurocup 2024, european football, Football Fans, France, historical moment, INTENSE GAME, match analysis, memorable event, Minecraft, national teams, Semifinals, Server, Soccer, spain, Spancraft, sports, sports history, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Eurocup 2024! Picture this: Spain and France facing off in a epic battle, but instead of soccer players, it’s Minecraft characters fighting it out for victory! Will Spain come out on top again, or will France finally get their revenge? Join our server to find out and be a part of this historic moment in gaming history! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Communication, cultural cuisine, customer service, dining out, family dynamics, food allergies, food preferences, food waste, Minecraft, OnionFreeZone, onions, personal boundaries, pho.., picky eater, restaurant etiquette, Server, sibling relationships, taste preferences, Vietnamese food

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9978
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.

Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.

So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!

SIL’s Used Dress Drama

bridezilla, Drama, dress, family drama, family pressure, Fiance, generational tradition, in-laws, mother’s dress, personal choice, sils, sister-in-law, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding conflict, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding dress dilemma, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding gift, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1879
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family drama like never before.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly your in-laws show up and demand you wear their wedding dress instead of your own mother’s heirloom gown. The tension is high, the tears are flowing, and the insults are flying. Will you stand your ground and defend your honor, or will you give in to the pressure and wear the “modern” dress?

But wait, there’s more! Your fiancé might just call you a “bitchy cunt” for standing up for yourself. And who knows, maybe he’ll give you the silent treatment for days on end just to really spice things up.

So come join our server and experience the wedding dress showdown of a lifetime. Who needs actual wedding planning when you can have all the drama and chaos right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!