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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5345 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4874 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cookie. now they have to fend off hungry zombies who mistake their home for a snack.
if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride around on llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
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