Join us and fight against the Americanization of Minecraft! Our server is a safe haven for those who want to preserve their cultural identity and resist the spread of American influence in the gaming world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the non-American snacks and treats you could ever want.
So come join us on our quest to keep Minecraft free from the clutches of Americanization. Build, explore, and most importantly, resist! Who knew a blocky world could be so political?
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!
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Join us and experience the thrill of scheduling conflicting events, muting each other in-game, and spreading rumors behind each other’s backs. It’s like high school drama, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Our platform is so profit-driven that even the algorithms are biased towards the popular players. It’s like a virtual Hunger Games, where only the strong survive and the smaller streamers struggle to gain recognition.
So if you’re looking for a server with more backbiting, jealousy, and favoritism than you can handle, join us now! It’s a toxic environment that will make you feel right at home.
Once upon a time, a group of ace girls stumbled upon this magical server where the diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the creepers danced to the beat of their own explosion. They built the most fabulous rainbow castle you’ve ever seen and rode on the backs of flying pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s dirt house into a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. True story.
So if you want to join the ranks of the best ace girls in Minecraft history and embark on epic adventures filled with magic and mayhem, then come on down to our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things ridiculous. See you there!
Meet our eccentric members: – Ekkomori: She’ll scream louder than a ghast, play horror games, and lull you to sleep with ASMR. – Amora Lumina: This noblewoman is as silly as a chicken in a tuxedo, speedrunning and drawing her way to victory. – FerumiKaipa: This tomboy is as unhinged as a creeper on a sugar rush, playing indie and retro games like a boss. – Skye Senfort: A dorky mecha fan who loves action games, zatsu, and drawing like a pro. – Nemo Nevermore: She’s batshit crazy in the best way possible, dominating League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. – Mirri Saffire: An energetic girl who conquers horror games and draws like a Minecraft Picasso. – Blaise Shinryu: An ironic weeb who slays action games, Nier, and cosplay like a true legend. – Admyra Wyvernhart: Aegis-Link extraordinaire who will guide you through the madness of our server. – CunnieHoe: A Twitch sensation who will make you laugh until you cry with her outrageous antics.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the EIEN Archives for a treasure trove of past shenanigans and epic moments. And don’t forget to check out our previous members who have graduated from the chaos of our server.
So why join /eiex/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with more drama, laughs, and insanity than a herd of sheep on a trampoline? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join our server and experience the madness of having an entire population of Luigis at your disposal. From building epic structures to engaging in epic Luigi battles, the possibilities are endless. Plus, rumor has it that our Luigis have mastered the art of flying on flying pigs, so you can soar through the skies in style.
So come on down to our server and see why having your own Luigi is the key to Minecraft success. Who needs Mario when you have a whole bunch of Luigis ready to take on the world? Join now and let the Luigi madness begin!
– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. These llamas are no joke, they have black belts in karate and can spit at enemies from a distance of 20 blocks.
– We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are constantly being restocked with the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with knockback 100? No problem, just head on down to the secret base and grab one for yourself.
– Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the Ender Dragon and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet this mythical creature and learn the ways of dragon whispering yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic battles like the Grand Assault: Binah where you’ll face off against Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! Or how about the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll fight in a Field with Light Armor?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 2x Normals and 2x Commissions happening all week long, so you’ll never run out of things to do. And don’t forget about our special events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council – it’s a literary showdown like you’ve never seen before!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Swimsuit Izuna or Chise along the way – it’s a limited edition rerun you won’t want to miss! Patch notes and more info can be found on our forum, but trust us, the real fun is in the game. See you there!