Alexandria039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	5760
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	965	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	28

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1515	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	709
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	8713
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!