Alexandre Minecraft Servers

Alexandre Minecraft Servers

  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crops Grown: 6462

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4502
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3049
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    BleachCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Animals Bred: 176 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 196 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9655
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInspo

    CraftyInspo
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 311 Villages Defended: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8859
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

    join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

    TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6979
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Potions Brewed: 166
    Alien Abductions: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Emeralds Found: 1393
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

    join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

    our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

    Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7769
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Earth SMP

    Overview Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
    Server Online Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
    What is the scale of the Earth on the server? The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
    How often does the server restart? The server restarts every 1-3 days.
    Where can I find more information? You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

    BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7497
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

    Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

    No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3212
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Crops Grown: 4637 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

    But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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