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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288
Buildings Constructed:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6463
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	779

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Potions Brewed:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	555192	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!