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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2194 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!
So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?
