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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5465 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!