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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8196	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6354	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1497	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Future, global unity, international relations, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, united nations, UnityCraft, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	9101	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5145
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9357	Love Letters Sent:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.