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Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	2790	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, Arguing, boyfriend not taking no for an answer, boyfriend plans, car keys, comparing to others, Cooling down, flea market, getting annoyed, Getting Separated, Havens, homebody, jewelry stand, leaving the flea market, Minecraft, not understanding, not wanting to go, overhearing conversation, Server, Speeding, spending time at home, staying home, training for new position

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	148719	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	8223	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	165
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9453	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	131	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2894	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Potions Brewed:	155
Divine Spears Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	4208
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8263	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.