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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!
– We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.
