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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5138 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7543 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!
So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟♂️
